Still angry on your ex? San Antonio Zoo will be named as a cockroach after them and feeds animals

Valentine’s Day: For some, this may be another day for roses and cardiovascular chocolates, for others, to grind the weekend. DGIF, isn’t it?

But let’s face it, not everyone feels love today. Some are still splitting up, the last bitterness and anxiety of the ex -influence of them.

If you have a few more old wounds, there is a humorous (and hilarious) way to help you to channel that despair at the San Antonio Zoo!

Enter the annual “Gray Me A Clapoch” fundraising of the zoo.

Instead of going into tragedy or sending that passive-anchor (we all know that this is a terrible idea), why not make that anger for good use? For just $ 10, after your ex, you can name a cockroach, and then that small criterion becomes a snack for one of the hungry residents of the zoo.

If you feel extra cruelty, you can name a rodent ($ 25) or a vegetable ($ 5) to respect that former flame. The best part here: You will receive a video of Valentine’s Day card and your named creature. This is like the ultimate revenge fantasy – with a healthy twist!

Those who choose this will receive the Valentine’s Day card that can be downloaded, and will be swallowed by one of the animals of the zoo with their named treats.

San Antonio is not just feeding zoo animals. They accept the self-obtained title as “the world’s Valentine’s Day capital”.

If it is not your thing to name and feed cockroaches, don’t worry – there is too much in the store in the zoo! Everyone has something from romantic celebrations to anti -Valetine Day festivals. You can catch a boob-vasan candle to set the mood for the night of your rebellion or record their cheek “your next former meeting” dating event.

So, what do you think?

Will you come to celebrate Valentine’s Day by sending your former name to the mouth of the hungry animals? Perhaps this is a strange closure you don’t know. Or it is a hilarious way of ending a bad break with some style.

Here we believe that your Valentine’s Day is full of laughter – there may be a little less play.